Shampoo – Mustard & Jess P104

Mustard & Jess teletext comic.
Description A close-up of the face of Mustard the dog. He is in a shop, and examines the bottles on a shelf. The labels read, “Pooch and Co. Dog Shampoo”, “Bath Time, Rose”, and “Lavender Shampoo”. Mustard says, “Jess, there isn’t any shampoo for people — only for dogs and plants.”

Ball – Mustard & Jess P103

Mustard & Jess teletext comic.
Description A close-up of Jess’s face in profile. Balls of various colours and sizes lie on the grass nearby. Mustard the dog stands on his hind legs with his head slightly tilted. There’s another ball at his feet. Jess exclaims, “No, that’s not yours either!”

Material – Mustard & Jess P101

Mustard & Jess teletext comic.
Description A yellow dog called Mustard sits motionless outside a shop. Mustard’s owner is a young girl named Jess. Her messy magenta hair flies around as she tugs at his lead in an attempt to get him to continue walking. The sign above the shop reads “Bargain Price Fabrics”. Mustard says, “But, Jess, you said you needed new material for your blog.”

Milo

Teletext art of blue cat playing with red hat on yellow background
Teletext art of blue cat turned away from an empty white plate on cyan background

Milo was a cat
Who got so very fat
That the vet would say
“Only one meal a day”
Which is why he ate my hat.

When Milo lost some weight
He slipped out through the gate
But I had a hunch
He’d be back by lunch
To steal it from my plate.